Next saturday (IN THE SNOW!!), for the allesoverkoepelende kattebakklassements status of the Dutch messengers, we’re heading for Den Bosch. But what is there to do besides visiting Hanno from Shortcut or eating a Bossche bol? You can always watch Jorlan punishing the dogs that try to steal bicycles. And it’s a pretty comforting thought that your bike is secured on this alleycat, right?

Het is zo ver! Hoe hedde gij da gezeed gehad? Hoe hedde gij da gedoan? Hoe doedde gijda? Hoe doedde ge da? Hoe hedde ge da gedoan? The first alleycat in Oeteldonk is about to become fact. So everybody, get together on the ninth of january for some good ol’ kattebak racing in Den Bosch. Hanno Maas deserved it to be in the spotlight after all these years of hard work. So we got organised, alarmed the DMA and now invite you to come over. Here are the details:
D’n Bossche Bol Alleycat
datum: 9 januari 2010
tijd: 13:00
plaats: Kerk Nationaal Monument Sint-Jan Kathedraal
adres: Choorstraat 1, Den Bosch
organisatie: Shortcut fietskoeriers, Haute Courier

Great news from fietskoeriersland. My friend from ’s Hertogenbosch, Hanno Maas from Shortcut, has become the proud father of a daughter. Stella is her name and I know for a fact he’ll be a great dad, gefeliciteerd man. But make sure she stays away from streetcars named Desire okeeeeeej?

People keep sending me spam and mail and idiot writing on their ideas about using my website . They all have the same sort of solution. Your daily blog is de uitgelezen mogelijkheid for selling my stuff, they tell me. Or, in other words I should become the next www-adres with tons of nonsense advertorials. But I refuse, next thing you know, I’m helping Lance Armstrong out with a shortcut to win his next Tour de France. No way!

Meaning happy or homosexual. Now, I do tend to profile my feminin side every now and then. For necessary reasons. Being such a masculin testosteronbomb trying to prevail other males by shear dominance. I sometimes need to get in contact with myself a bit more. And honestly, I didn’t really mean to race in the Girly Girl alleycat last weekend. I just came to help raise money for the good cause, help other people. And I got a big hand from the following friends: 

Together with all people entering the “competition”, the Spartaanse Vrouwen collected €1100,- (source: Evelyn Rodriguez) and the gay news was that I won.