Haute Courier is niet langer een zelfstandige fietskoerierdienst meer! Lees verder…
“Beatman Voorns” dropped in today for the weekly afterbikepolodinner at “Diverse Mik”. Other poloistas on the premises were: “Sabberde Rum”, “Barkeeper Tik”, “Lecithine Melk”, “Woordgeintje Ruk” and “Vijand Sjok”. But where were Stoffel en malle Tjeerd eigenlijk? Probably busy at their own homes making up anagrams.

One of the more influential riders of the past decade on my personal behalf. He won Paris-Roubaix in 1995 and 1998 and was the succesful coach of 4 Italian Worldchampionship titles. But I will remember his muscular attacks the most. Franco Ballerini died yesterday in a ralleycar accident. Addio campione …. vola leggero verso l’ultimo traguardo.

Vielleicht noch etwas früh fur Haute Mode dieses Jahr. Aber nicht geschmissen ist immer Mist. Mein Freund und sehr gewaardehrte Kollega Thiemo Schürmensch laßt uns auf unterstehendes Foto sehen wie die geilste Trikot in die Heimat daar aus seht. Wir waren nämlich beim Rose Sondernausverkauf letzte Mittwoch. Ich denk das er sich was zuviel durch sein Mädchen beinflussen lassen hat. Was hält ihr davon? Will er auf diese Weise der Tour de France gewinnen?

We had to wait for a whole year. Too long, way too long in my smartass opinion. I was getting thirsty already. Malle Tjeerd and I haven’t been drinking since cause we wanted to be prepared. We could never drink as much as them so this year we’re going for Gold in the kattebakalleycat. The bierweek in Zwolle, it’s simply just something special. Make sure you’re there to witness it all till your vision gets blurred.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oooooh what fun it is to ride… But wait, what is this, maaaaannnnnn? One of the guys I regularly meet at Frisco has come up with the brilliant idea to keep skateboarding in winter conditions. Don’t the wheels get jammed you wonder? Tssssss, who needs wheels anyway.
For the courier in white it was weather to feel comfy with. Saturday evening, during the fragile alleycat, the snow wasn’t coming from above, neeeeee. Snow was coming from horizontal direction. So for somebody who couldn’t wear his glasses and suffering from nightblindness it was going to be really hard to win. So glorious victory went to Evil Meneer Eddie from Cycloon. Congrats to him, respect to Guus for organising and big shout of for the prizes of Brainwash and Subwalk!

Exposing his final exams in a different way. He was beaten by the academy and is now an apetrotse profi. This really doesn’t make sense, does it? So come check out this guys’ fabulous porcelain keukengerei. But from here on he’s made men, one of tha gang, a grown up, adult, geslaagd and thru with bullshitting in school. The real world starts here, now get a job, homie.

Being a fietskoerier in Arnhem is often said to be a Gods gift. I agree. When you’re really really lucky you might have to make a delivery to Rozendaal. Then you lie a little bit to your dispatcher by telling him you can’t find the address. You make a quick detour on the Veluwe to de Posbank and visit one of the most beautiful climbs in Holland. Right around the corner.

The 30th of january it’s time for the first Fragile Cargo Alleycat in Arnhem. During the race you will have to make sure that you don’t break you cargo because that will result in time peanlty’s. The fragile payload will be the size of about a beer can but it’s very, very fragile so take precautions! The race opens at 20.00 and the start will be at 21.00. The race will end at Club Orewoet in Arnhem and there the fun continues in the for of the ”grote Vinnie, Donnie en Sjakie show“. At 0.00 the results will be made public and prices will be there for the boys and girls who made their way through Arnhem the fastest without breaking their payload. This spectacle will set you back 5 euro but for that you will get acces to the party as well and everyone gets his own personal trophy! For questions mail naar Mr Monkeyboy himself.
Hope to see you on the 30th!




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